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There's more to this lady- have a look (listen actually) at the rest of her website. We all take this for granted in our daily lives, but to be able to do this professionally takes a lot of skill (and no doubt fun)]]> Tue, 22 Jun 2010 23:34:17 Tony.T http://www.minilabhelp.com/forum/Blah.pl?m-1265022848/ http://www.minilabhelp.com/forum/Blah.pl?m-1265022848/#num1 Mon, 1 Feb 2010 11:14:08 Tony.T http://www.minilabhelp.com/forum/Blah.pl?m-1259242611/ http://www.minilabhelp.com/forum/Blah.pl?m-1259242611/#num1
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats in Islamabad and have raised their security level from 'Miffed' to 'Peeved'.
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to 'Irritated' or even 'A Bit Cross'.
Brits have not been 'A Bit Cross' since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from 'Tiresome' to 'A Bloody Nuisance'. The last time the British issued a 'Bloody Nuisance' warning level was during the Great Fire of 1666.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from 'Hide' to 'Run'.
The only two higher levels in France are 'Collaborate' and 'Surrender'.
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert.

Italy has increased the alert level from 'Shout loudly and excitedly' to 'Elaborate Military Posturing'.
Two more levels remain: 'Ineffective Combat Operations' and 'Change Sides'.

The Germans also increased their alert state from 'Disdainful Arrogance' to 'Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs'.
They also have two higher levels: 'Invade a Neighbour' and 'Lose'.

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy


Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on all of their allies, just in case.

New Zealand has also raised its security levels – from 'baaa!' to 'BAAAA!'
New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is '####, call the Aussies'.
In the event of invasion, New Zealanders will be asked to gather together in a strategic defensive position called 'Bondi'

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from 'No worries' to 'She'll be right, mate'.
Three more escalation levels remain:
'Crikey!'
'We might need to cancel the barbie' and 'The barbie is cancelled'. There has never before been a situation that has warranted the use of the final escalation level...]]> Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:36:51 Tony.T http://www.minilabhelp.com/forum/Blah.pl?m-1244058910/ http://www.minilabhelp.com/forum/Blah.pl?m-1244058910/#num1 ]]> Wed, 3 Jun 2009 20:55:10 Neil http://www.minilabhelp.com/forum/Blah.pl?m-1243337001/ http://www.minilabhelp.com/forum/Blah.pl?m-1243337001/#num1 I have not seen one before, but it was best descibed as a huge beetle, though tan in colour, almost 2 inches long, with a hard, but split shell on its back, that also had wings!!

A very creepy bug, but does anyone have an idea what it was?]]> Tue, 26 May 2009 12:23:21 Neil