CAMERA HOUSE Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 MARRIAGE: the social institution under which a man and woman (in love) establish their decision to live as husband and wife by legal commitments, religious ceremonies, etc., and live happily ever after...or.. Fact or fiction (you make the call): 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. 2. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin....they can't face each other, but, they still stay together. 3. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.. 4..When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is. 5. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 6. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something she says. After marriage, he will fall asleep before she finish. 7. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife. 8. They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, that is LOVE. After marriage, that is SELF DEFENSE. 9. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy. 10. Marriage is an institution where the man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Master's Degree. 11. In marriage, a man can have words with his wife, but, a woman can have paragraphs with her husband. 12. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. 13. LOVE is a long sweet dream; MARRIAGE is the alarm clock. 14. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But, when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. 15. Marriage is not a word.. It is a sentence ... a LIFE SENTENCE. Testimonials: ************ *** A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "Wow! This stuff really Works!" Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China , a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her! Dad: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!! ! ************ ********* ****** ************ ********* ****** The great question... which I have not been able to answer is... what does a woman want? -Sigmund Freud ************ ********* ****** ************ ********* ****** "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Sam Kinison ************ ********* ****** "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran ************ ********* ****** "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." - Patrick Murray ************ ********* ****** A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle ************ ********* ****** My wife and I were very happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield ************ ********* ****** Send this to the men who need a good laugh ... and to women with a good sense of humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manager Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 cool laugh that with the whishing well ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony.T Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Jolly good ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
photothaibaoui Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 wonder...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imi Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 it looks u have really bad experience in married life .. i wish u luck .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAMERA HOUSE Posted June 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Hi IMI, I am very happily married. My wife is all in one loving, caring, beautiful and very good cook too. Now I am over 50 and I am very happy with her. NO REGRETS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAMERA HOUSE Posted June 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Hi photothaibaoui, You used my icon. made me confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GadgetnGizmo Posted July 29, 2012 Report Share Posted July 29, 2012 I know this has been here for a while but it is very good! 21 years in August, Life sentence LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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