Tony.T Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 David and Victoria Beckham were on holiday in the depths of Louisiana. Posh wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle' attitude of one of the shopkeepers, David shouted, 'Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!' The shopkeeper said, 'By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!' Determined, David and Posh turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots Beckham standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward him. He takes aim, kills the creature and, with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then Becks flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, '********, this one isn't wearing any either!' ;D ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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