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Martin Floyd
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I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I

> thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone

> booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in.

> It was an ad for a girl calling herself "Erogonique", a lovely girl,

> bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the

> right places, beautiful long wavy hair; long graceful legs all the way

> up. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck,

> I'll give her a call.

>

> "Hello?" the woman says. Wow! She sounded sexy.

> "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my

> room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in

> town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want

> it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You

> name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in

> your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear

> a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you

> want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

>

> She says,

> "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."

>

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