Martin Floyd Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I > thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone > booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. > It was an ad for a girl calling herself "Erogonique", a lovely girl, > bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the > right places, beautiful long wavy hair; long graceful legs all the way > up. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, > I'll give her a call. > > "Hello?" the woman says. Wow! She sounded sexy. > "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my > room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in > town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want > it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You > name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in > your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear > a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you > want baby. Now, how does that sound?" > > She says, > "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9." > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony.T Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 new keyboard please- this one's ruined by coffee ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Floyd Posted February 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 (shithappens)Tony I think PC World sell keyboard and mointer covers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Photographis Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 failing that, I use a plastic bag on my keyboard (no no no-- to keep the chemicals off it). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave S Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 You really shouldn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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