Tony.T Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms And kept the same tag-line... Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condoms - Finger licking good. Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load. Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough. Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going. Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide **** condoms - (no comment) Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain. Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile. Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long Renault condoms - size really does matter! Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim (so wrong!!!) Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal Polo condoms - the condom with the hole The Manchester United Condom... One Yank and your whole world falls apart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony mcelhinney Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 The Kodak condom- Capture the moment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony.T Posted January 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 The Klick condom- going bust one at a time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilT Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Photographis Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Good grief! I know things are quiet this time of the year, but............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilT Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 The tescos condom "every little helps" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posh Boy Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 is there an echo in here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posh Boy Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Don't just fook it, Thomas Cook it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilT Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 ooppsss, thought I was being original Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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