Martin Floyd Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 A man rushes home, bursting through the front door of his house yelling to his wife, "Pack your bags baby, I just won the lottery! All £10,000,000.... Woooohooo!!!!" That's great sweetie" she replies, "Do I pack for the beach or the mountains?" "Who cares", he replies, "Just f**k off!" ------------------------------------------------------------- ------------- A married couple are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the wife gets out, picks it up,and brings it into the car. "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?", she asks. Her husband replies "Put it between your legs to keep it warm. " "But what about the smell?", she says Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilT Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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