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Martin Floyd
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A man rushes home, bursting through the front door of his  house yelling to  his wife, "Pack your bags baby, I just won the lottery! All £10,000,000....

Woooohooo!!!!"

That's great sweetie" she replies, "Do I pack for the beach  or the mountains?"

"Who cares", he replies, "Just f**k off!"

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A married couple are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the wife gets out, picks it up,and brings it into the car.

"Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?", she asks.

Her husband replies "Put it between your legs to keep it  warm. "

"But what about the smell?", she says

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