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A lady walks into a drug-store and tells the pharmacist she needs some Cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need Cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The parmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy - I can't give you Cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they will throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you CANNOT have any Cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and stated,

"Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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