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  1. Same for me, shop front sign, but we also have a large one on the side of building
  2. Dump your bleach tank on your film processor and renew, if you can pull the aps film all the way through the process again, this should cure your problem
  3. Martin Floyd

    xKiosk FTP

    Will it allow for priceing and taking payment online say with paypal? Do you need your own server or can it be hosted?
  4. I seen 6 euro cent in spain last week, the muppet show is everywere, no conselation though!!!
  5. DESPERATE!!!!!! MUPPETTS!!!!!!
  6. I am selling 2 mobiles that I don't use anymore, if anyone is interested just let me know. 1) Almost new Nokia with camera (2.1 mega pixels) 2) Older model Nokia with camera and vibrating alert I have attached photos if you want to see them before you buy.
  7. Have not got a negative side hope I don
  8. Try this, Tony dont have any coffee near you trying this!!!!! http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/6489/a-maze-ing_new_cursor3.swf
  9. (shithappens)Tony I think PC World sell keyboard and mointer covers
  10. I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I > thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone > booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. > It was an ad for a girl calling herself "Erogonique", a lovely girl, > bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the > right places, beautiful long wavy hair; long graceful legs all the way > up. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, > I'll give her a call. > > "Hello?" the woman says. Wow! She sounded sexy. > "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my > room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in > town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want > it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You > name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in > your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear > a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you > want baby. Now, how does that sound?" > > She says, > "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9." >
  11. New Words for 2006 > >TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks. > >BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was >missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. > >SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on >everything, and then leaves. > >ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success and >advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard. > >SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream >only to get screwed and die. > >CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles. > >PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube >farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see that's going on. >(This >also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.) > >SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies >turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay >home with the kids or start a "home business". > >SINBAD. single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate. > >STRESS PUPPY. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and >whiny. > >PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an >electronic device to get it to work again. > >ADMINISPHERE. The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above >the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often >profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were >designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded >"administrivia" - needless paperwork and processes. > >404. Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 >Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located. > >OHNOSECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that >you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all') > >BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a >booze cruise at 3am. > >BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home >after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you >live, how you got here, and where you've come from. > >JOHNNY-NO-STARS. A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical >adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from >the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often >wear to show their level of training. > >MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive >when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth >seeing. > >MONKEY BATH. A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: >"Oo!Oo!Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!". > >MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while >you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the >unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you >come back in. > >PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks >like she's got four buttocks > >SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person > >SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive woman
  12. Hi guys, I've been offered several 60gb ipods for a very competitive price. They are going for around
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